I decided to record my side of a dildo fucking phone session. Of course this is after I made him paddle himself 26 times and one for good luck on each cheek. Even though I wasn't the one spanking, I made sure that it hurt.
Imagine how he'd feel sitting on a chair and a dildo stuck up his ass *evil grin*
It's not the best recording (static) since it was taken from my MP3 player.